spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically

foodffs:

Toasted Walnut Pesto and Caramelized Nectarine Pizza w/ Spicy Balsamic Drizzle.

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

via gummyseacreatures · originally by foodffs

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

via livinginaworldofgoldfish · originally by bucerati
"

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

"

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

image

(via thedancingtoast)

via frogbum · originally by thedancingtoast
thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

via crystallizedtwilight · originally by epic-humor

rox712:

Sir Ian as Sherlock Holmes! (link goes to the Daily Fail. Sorry.)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2706928/Sir-Ian-McKellen-sports-hat-waistcoat-sips-hot-drink-London-set-Mr-Holmes.html#readerCommentsCommand-message-field

via johnfuckingwatson · originally by rox712
real-life-gbf:

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

This is my new favorite post

real-life-gbf:

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

This is my new favorite post

via because-thats-what-people-do · originally by dennys

It’s only your first comic con, Benedict. And there’s already so many dick jokes.

via sherlockisthebest · originally by ohgodbenny

heckayeah:

american sex ed

"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
— favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)